{"title":"AGGRO CRAB","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"shogun-root\" data-shogun-id=\"63223d71f7a7fc00fdd24bdd\" data-shogun-site-id=\"a3c99d2e-56a2-4298-8afb-d25a490e7575\" data-shogun-page-id=\"63223d71f7a7fc00fdd24bdd\" data-shogun-page-version-id=\"63223d71f7a7fc00fdd24be5\" data-shogun-platform-type=\"shopify\" data-shogun-variant-id=\"63223d71f7a7fc00fdd24be9\" data-region=\"main\"\u003e\n  \n\n\u003cdiv id=\"s-91ec3e17-91ef-4894-a846-0f24a4d9e99a\" class=\"shg-c  \"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"shogun-root\" data-shogun-id=\"620eac5fed825800d357ed70\" data-shogun-site-id=\"a3c99d2e-56a2-4298-8afb-d25a490e7575\" data-shogun-page-id=\"620eac5fed825800d357ed70\" data-shogun-page-version-id=\"620eaf35b003e800c86709cf\" data-shogun-platform-type=\"shopify\" data-shogun-variant-id=\"620eaf35b003e800c8670a29\" data-region=\"main\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\n  \n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","products":[{"product_id":"aggro-be-kind-tee","title":"Aggro \"Be Kind\" Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eEveryone needs a nice tee, and a tee with attitude is even better. Wear it on its own, or slap a blazer over it and you're ready for The Game Awards. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOversized is fashionable, but you do you ;)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"TEE SIZE CHART\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lazydevs.world\/pages\/tee-size-chart\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.lazydevs.world\/pages\/tee-size-chart\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e    \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lazydevs.world\/pages\/tee-size-chart-uk\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eUK Size Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKyle (Pic 2) is 5'9\" and wearing a size XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJobo (Pic 4) is 5'5\" and wearing a size L.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Aggro Crab","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Black","offer_id":41297318641804,"sku":"LA1801GD - BLACK - BEKINDTEE","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Small \/ Tan","offer_id":41297318674572,"sku":"LA1801GD - BEIGE - BEKINDTEE","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Black","offer_id":41297318707340,"sku":"LA1801GD - BLACK - BEKINDTEE","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Medium \/ Tan","offer_id":41297318740108,"sku":"LA1801GD - BEIGE - BEKINDTEE","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ Black","offer_id":41297318772876,"sku":"LA1801GD - BLACK - BEKINDTEE","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Large \/ Tan","offer_id":41297318805644,"sku":"LA1801GD - BEIGE - BEKINDTEE","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":41297318838412,"sku":"LA1801GD - BLACK - BEKINDTEE","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Tan","offer_id":41297318871180,"sku":"LA1801GD - BEIGE - BEKINDTEE","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":41297318903948,"sku":"LA1801GD - BLACK - BEKINDTEE","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ Tan","offer_id":41297318936716,"sku":"LA1801GD - BEIGE - BEKINDTEE","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":41297318969484,"sku":"LA1801GD - BLACK - BEKINDTEE","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0553\/2575\/3484\/files\/AggroBlackTeefrontfullgraphic-Copy_1.png?v=1682725991"},{"product_id":"aggro-be-kind-hoodie","title":"Aggro \"Be Kind\" Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv data-region=\"main\" data-shogun-variant-id=\"644bfeb748770c00f4c00f05\" data-shogun-platform-type=\"shopify\" data-shogun-page-version-id=\"644bfeb748770c00f4c00f01\" data-shogun-page-id=\"644bfeb748770c00f4c00ef9\" data-shogun-site-id=\"a3c99d2e-56a2-4298-8afb-d25a490e7575\" data-shogun-id=\"644bfeb748770c00f4c00ef9\" class=\"shogun-root\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"shg-c\" id=\"s-0ef71d96-211d-42e1-9d95-68857547d9bc\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"shg-rich-text shg-theme-text-content\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe world isn't always kind to everyone, and no one is kind to the world 24\/7. But it's important to kiss and make up with the world, because at the end of the day you're still stuck here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeatures a combination of screen-printing and embroidery, as well as a sexy custom label on the sleeve. They're very hip these days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca title=\"HOODIE SIZE CHART\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lazydevs.world\/pages\/ind4000-sizing\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNick (pic 3, left) is 6'1\" and wearing a size L.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCaelan (pic 3, right) is 5'5\" and wearing a size M. Perspective is a funny thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSarah (pic 4) is 5'8\" and wearing a 2XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e** This is a 2 week pre-order from 04\/28 - 05\/12. 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